The Twisted Monkey

Closed down
Apr 9th, 2023

This venue has closed down!!! Went on Sat night after seeing the Google post and found it completely gone. Google you need to update this as permanently closed.
Mar 23rd, 2023

Jan 25th, 2023

A couple of years back I was kicked by one bouncer for dancing low during the getting low song. I followed him to the exit and politely asked what Id done. He never told me. After reasoning with the other bouncers they clearly were also confused by the reasoning but bouncer decisions are always final even when unfair. I have not been back since. Premium clubs/bars need premium bouncers. And mistakes like this can happen. If he questioned me and listened hed of realised it was a mistake instead. I lost entry, several friends left with and after I was ejected and multiple cocktails lost. U had only had 3 drinks before and have a good memory of it.
Sep 2nd, 2022

I went for New years, drinks are ridiculously expensive, 20.50 for 2 vodka lemonades, i dont even pay that much in central london. Music and dj was good though, but it was pretty dead, and i wouldn't go back. Also my friend got covid, not that that's their fault but wouldn't have minded so much if it was a good night, it wasn't worth catching covid for that.
Dec 13th, 2021