Derren Brown's Ghost Train

I just found out this ride cost 13,000,000 in 2016! That is a complete joke! This ride is horrendous. Just terrible. Cringe worthy. If You gave me 13m to design a ride... I mean really! I promise could make something far superior! It would move on rails as well
Jan 19th, 2023

Jan 6th, 2023

Decent enough attraction with some clever effects. Worthwhile giving it a go off you have plenty of time at the park.
Nov 19th, 2022

Just a wildly unpleasant experience. I went in blind but assumed I was in for a unique dark ride based upon the name and the fact that we had to schedule a time to enter. Despite scheduling a time, we had to wait almost half an hour due to "capacity issues." Upon entering, we're given a short presentation and some interaction with a crew member, which there's a fair bit of and that part is the only okay part, but it's weaker than crew interactions I've had in other parks. The rest, and majority of the attraction, is a VR experience that feels like it was made in 2014. It feels unfinished, poorly acted, and poorly made, especially for the budget I later learned this attraction had. It was also extremely loud with no volume options. The VR headsets could not be adjusted well and the crew were very insitent on us getting on our headsets quickly, so I had to hold mine up and try to adjust it so it'd fit properly while the VR experience was playing. My entire group agreed it was a massive waste of time. If you want something horror-themed, The Walking Dead and SAW rides are far better.
Nov 18th, 2022

Absolutely shocking ride - I agree with others that this this is possibly the worst theme park ride I've ever been on. From start to finish a horrible experience. Not thrilling or scary in the slightest in fact it's laughable! The VR is awful but so is the whole set up and story. Come on Thorpe Park - you can't make paying customers wait over an hour for this! Don't waste your time. Rest of Thorpe Park is excellent
Nov 14th, 2022