Essen General Store

Hours
Chamber Rating
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Ross Eden
Apr 13th, 2023 -
Kevin Turgoose
Apr 17th, 2023 -
Nicky Ogden
Apr 11th, 2023 -
Katie Harrison
Mar 29th, 2023 -
Chris Puszczynski-Phelps
Mar 26th, 2023
Contact Info
- (115) 922-4979
Questions & Answers
Q What is the phone number for Essen General Store?
A The phone number for Essen General Store is: (115) 922-4979.
Q Where is Essen General Store located?
A Essen General Store is located at 103a High Rd, Nottingham, eng NG9 2LH
Q What is the internet address for Essen General Store?
A The website (URL) for Essen General Store is: http://www.essen-generalstore.co.uk/
Q What days are Essen General Store open?
A Essen General Store is open:
Thursday: 11:00 AM - 11:00 AM
Friday: 11:00 AM - 11:00 AM
Saturday: 10:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Sunday: 11:00 AM - 11:00 AM
Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 11:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Wednesday: 11:00 AM - 11:00 AM
Q How is Essen General Store rated?
A Essen General Store has a 4.6 Star Rating from 24 reviewers.
Hours
Ratings and Reviews
Essen General Store
Overall Rating
Overall Rating
( 24 Reviews )
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Ross Eden on Google
Anyway, back to Essen General Store. What lovely folks, Ed is amazing at giving me wine to sniff, and Sam is spectacular at melting cheese and wine in a pot. They definitely know far more about funky foods than anyone else in the NG postcode, which is handy. As thats what they do, go talk to them about it.
So, fondue. The gooeyness and cheesyness was nothing short of sublime. The juxtaposition of pickles and cheese was something I thought would taste weird, it didn't, it was like a vinegary cheesy mouthgasm. The carrots, now, I'm a huge fan of a crunchy orange vegetable, cold and crunchy, not hot and squishy, but hot cheese on carrots sounded like some sort of vegetable based torture method, however, wow, crunch and goo, get in my face hole.
I had a beer to go along with the cheesefest, exceptional locally brewed table beer. Which isn't beer brewed from tables, it's actual beer, made from beer things. Made to drink at a table. Fantabulous.
My carer had a glass of Gewurztraminer, lovely wine, she seems happy, which makes life far easier for all involved.
There was sausage, and ham, and all the breads, all dipped in just the right amount of cheesy goodness. Cleaned the cheese pot. Smashed all the dippy things. Now sat in a food coma. All in all, a bloody fantastic result.
Ps.
If youre on the correct side if the globe. Go to Essen and eat cheese. If you die before you do. You've missed the 8th wonder of the world. That's all there is to say really.
Pps. They're dog friendly, not as in, if your Mrs is a bit of a dog they'll be nice to her, as in, they let actual 4 legged dogs in with well behaved owners.
Synopsis.
I'd give them 6 or 7 stars if I could. But this isn't Dubai and I can't make up my own star ratings to suit my inflated ego.