Andrews Sykes Hire Ltd.

It's amazing. I think it's one of those simulation places. So you get there and the first thing you notice is that it looks like there is no business there at all. So everything is closed, the gates and the doors on the building everything. The signs for the company have been removed. It's like the business isn't trading from this address anymore. However it must be because Google keeps asking me how it was when I went past it. So today and everyday this week I've sat outside on the grass waiting to see any of the workers or any vehicles going in and out of the address. So no nothing going on at this place it's closed and moved away I think. Now I did at one point get excited on Wednesday when a large lorry pulled up but it turns out that the driver was lost and looking for somewhere else. The only thing I can think is that maybe they have some sort of invisibility cloak around the whole building and they are flying invisible helicopters in and out of there at night. But that would be silly because we all know helicopters can't fly at night because the air becomes too thick and powdery. I asked my mate Richard and he seems to think the staff shrunk themselves down into tiny tiny people and they are still there, but again that's silly and no-one believes Richard because he's still going around telling people ducks can float. I mean can you imagine that? Guess it takes all sorts to make the world go round. Anyways I gotta go because dragons den is about to start and my friend is on there with his new invention hi-viz for dolphins!! Apparently you can't see dolphins at night because they go transparent in water . Bye bye everybody bye bye.
Oct 3rd, 2021

Aug 15th, 2018