DUMMERS NEWS

Chamber Rating
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Jo Hughes
Aug 23rd, 2021 -
Kate Lawrence
May 21st, 2021 -
Bald Senseless
Jun 29th, 2020 -
Michael Terry
Aug 6th, 2019 -
Paul Benson
Oct 5th, 2017
Contact Info
- (173) 081-3348
Questions & Answers
Q What is the phone number for DUMMERS NEWS?
A The phone number for DUMMERS NEWS is: (173) 081-3348.
Q Where is DUMMERS NEWS located?
A DUMMERS NEWS is located at 5 West St, Midhurst, eng GU29 9NF
Q How is DUMMERS NEWS rated?
A DUMMERS NEWS has a 4.2 Star Rating from 5 reviewers.
Ratings and Reviews
DUMMERS NEWS
Overall Rating
Overall Rating
( 5 Reviews )
Jo Hughes on Google
Friendly corner shop atmosphere, staff always happy to help and have a little chit chat whilst you shop. Decent little place to buy the essentials, pay bills, lecci etc and not overpriced like some newsagents!!!

Kate Lawrence on Google

Bald Senseless on Google
This place transformed my entire outlook on life!
I finally feel at one with the universe, basking in the warm glow of inner peace and harmony as I transcend from the blinkered ignorance of mere paper shop customer to the spiritual awareness of the global-current-affair informed.
It all started with five simple words,
"Do you sell Wine Gums?" to which the bespectacled shop manager replied, in his infinite stock-control wisdom,
"Nah, sorry mate" and I knew, in that instant, as I looked into his worldly-confident eyes (albeit through slightly smeary lenses) that HE was the all-seeing Oracle, the fountain of all knowledge and the one true guide for life.
I tested him,
"What, not even the hard ones without the sugar coating, that nobody likes?" but he did not falter,
"Nope. Not even them, mate" and it was HIS turn to test ME, "Try the garage" but my mind was already soaking up his cosmic awareness like a vileda mop in a pub toilet at closing time, I knew that with loyalty would come greater knowledge.
"I'll just have a packet of mints and the Mirror, please" which indeed brought further guidance as a voice said -
"A mirror that does not reflect is merely a glass to look through" and, I swear, the wise one's lips did not move. More words floated to my ears, as if from some distant land, or maybe the store room out the back, but none or them made much sense, just some mumbling about the state of the economy and why penguins would never make good pets or something, I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that I shall one day return to that Alter of Enlightenment they call
The Shop Counter
Shalom

Michael Terry on Google
otherwise no complaints
if you can't serve customers don't work in retail/customer service

Paul Benson on Google