DUMMERS NEWS

DUMMERS NEWS

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4.2 - (5 reviews)
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4.2 - (5 reviews)
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  • Jo Hughes

    Wonderful newspaper delivery service, rain or shine, floods and snow they somehow manage to always get the job done! Friendly corner shop atmosphere, staff always happy to help and have a little chit chat whilst you shop. Decent little place to buy the essentials, pay bills, lecci etc and not overpriced like some newsagents!!!
    Aug 23rd, 2021

  • Kate Lawrence

    Jacqui is the heart & soul of Dummers News. Always happy, friendly & efficient. It's always a pleasure to shop here for that reason
    May 21st, 2021

  • Bald Senseless

    I only went in for Wine Gums This place transformed my entire outlook on life! I finally feel at one with the universe, basking in the warm glow of inner peace and harmony as I transcend from the blinkered ignorance of mere paper shop customer to the spiritual awareness of the global-current-affair informed. It all started with five simple words, "Do you sell Wine Gums?" to which the bespectacled shop manager replied, in his infinite stock-control wisdom, "Nah, sorry mate" and I knew, in that instant, as I looked into his worldly-confident eyes (albeit through slightly smeary lenses) that HE was the all-seeing Oracle, the fountain of all knowledge and the one true guide for life. I tested him, "What, not even the hard ones without the sugar coating, that nobody likes?" but he did not falter, "Nope. Not even them, mate" and it was HIS turn to test ME, "Try the garage" but my mind was already soaking up his cosmic awareness like a vileda mop in a pub toilet at closing time, I knew that with loyalty would come greater knowledge. "I'll just have a packet of mints and the Mirror, please" which indeed brought further guidance as a voice said - "A mirror that does not reflect is merely a glass to look through" and, I swear, the wise one's lips did not move. More words floated to my ears, as if from some distant land, or maybe the store room out the back, but none or them made much sense, just some mumbling about the state of the economy and why penguins would never make good pets or something, I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that I shall one day return to that Alter of Enlightenment they call The Shop Counter Shalom
    Jun 29th, 2020

  • Michael Terry

    Terrible attitude from the pregnant member of staff everytime my grandmother goes in, attitude stinks to high heaven and is likely to over charge you. otherwise no complaints if you can't serve customers don't work in retail/customer service
    Aug 6th, 2019

  • Paul Benson


    Oct 5th, 2017

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About
DUMMERS NEWS

DUMMERS NEWS is located at 5 West St in Midhurst, England GU29 9NF. DUMMERS NEWS can be contacted via phone at (173) 081-3348 for pricing, hours and directions.

Contact Info

  •   (173) 081-3348

Questions & Answers

Q What is the phone number for DUMMERS NEWS?

A The phone number for DUMMERS NEWS is: (173) 081-3348.


Q Where is DUMMERS NEWS located?

A DUMMERS NEWS is located at 5 West St, Midhurst, eng GU29 9NF


Q How is DUMMERS NEWS rated?

A DUMMERS NEWS has a 4.2 Star Rating from 5 reviewers.

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DUMMERS NEWS

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Jo Hughes on Google

image Wonderful newspaper delivery service, rain or shine, floods and snow they somehow manage to always get the job done!
Friendly corner shop atmosphere, staff always happy to help and have a little chit chat whilst you shop. Decent little place to buy the essentials, pay bills, lecci etc and not overpriced like some newsagents!!!


Kate Lawrence on Google

image Jacqui is the heart & soul of Dummers News. Always happy, friendly & efficient. It's always a pleasure to shop here for that reason


Bald Senseless on Google

image I only went in for Wine Gums
This place transformed my entire outlook on life!
I finally feel at one with the universe, basking in the warm glow of inner peace and harmony as I transcend from the blinkered ignorance of mere paper shop customer to the spiritual awareness of the global-current-affair informed.
It all started with five simple words,
"Do you sell Wine Gums?" to which the bespectacled shop manager replied, in his infinite stock-control wisdom,
"Nah, sorry mate" and I knew, in that instant, as I looked into his worldly-confident eyes (albeit through slightly smeary lenses) that HE was the all-seeing Oracle, the fountain of all knowledge and the one true guide for life.
I tested him,
"What, not even the hard ones without the sugar coating, that nobody likes?" but he did not falter,
"Nope. Not even them, mate" and it was HIS turn to test ME, "Try the garage" but my mind was already soaking up his cosmic awareness like a vileda mop in a pub toilet at closing time, I knew that with loyalty would come greater knowledge.
"I'll just have a packet of mints and the Mirror, please" which indeed brought further guidance as a voice said -
"A mirror that does not reflect is merely a glass to look through" and, I swear, the wise one's lips did not move. More words floated to my ears, as if from some distant land, or maybe the store room out the back, but none or them made much sense, just some mumbling about the state of the economy and why penguins would never make good pets or something, I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that I shall one day return to that Alter of Enlightenment they call
The Shop Counter
Shalom


Michael Terry on Google

image Terrible attitude from the pregnant member of staff everytime my grandmother goes in, attitude stinks to high heaven and is likely to over charge you.
otherwise no complaints
if you can't serve customers don't work in retail/customer service


Paul Benson on Google

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