Lime Tree Children's Centre

Apr 21st, 2020

Mar 31st, 2020

On a hot summers evening, arriving at a friend's bbq, the beers plenty, as was the women. The bbq fired up with food to cater a Kings banquet. Kool and the gang had congregated for the first time in years to celebrate . It was to be a brilliant day, sadly this wasnt the case. I long droning sound... Continuly intrupting the sounds of the summer. My alexa struggling to over come the sound of silly criminal activities. My buddy sitting in the corner rocking away, bottle of wine in had, reminded of his witch ex. The false heroes that visited like cyndi lauper, time after time, could not fathom the answer to the question that had been asked, we needed an Enrique Iglesias... A hero, or a nicki minaj... She needed to come and pound the alarm. A night ruined. No answered offered... Hopefully the wine will was away the sadness.
Nov 9th, 2019

On A hot summer's day my garden was a wasted with friends and acquaintances, such was the day, the whole team of sprightly young men made an appearance. The BBq was hot (so we're the women, weyyyy), the beers were cold and not even the locusts of the seven plagues could dampen the day. But and this is a big but and I know big butts and they certainly don't lie, there was a sound in the background, a drone if you will, a constant squeal that sounded a lot like a past flame of mine. The party were shocked at the likeness and ran for cover as they knew what a witch this old flame was. It transpired that this sound was not a wailing, whining woman but an innocent children's centres alarm. Deciding to alert the relevant people in charge i thought this would be the end of the matter. Alas i was wrong!!! Time after time different "heroes" came out to look and stop the wail of the alarm but to no avail. This must be stopped, it is an intermittent reminder of the ex missus. I hope it is sorted soon and the party shall be continued with all invited!!! I look forward to the day this is all done and I no longer have to sit in the corner with a bottle of wine shaking and shuddering the thought of the return of the witch (ex). Prayers and thoughts for the demise of the alarm system
Aug 16th, 2019

Nice place and people, apart from the receptionist who ignores you.
Jan 27th, 2019