Paul's Traditional Bacon & Ham Shop

Good service, good meat
Jan 5th, 2023

I love this shop, their deli meats are the best. There is a new butcher now and he is trying new things, different cheeses, plates, deli meats etc. All wonderful, I would not go anywhere else!
Feb 27th, 2021

Apr 26th, 2020

After extensive investigation into multiple similarly named shops, my crewmates and I have concluded that this shop is below average in standard, namely due to the fact that it is in fact not actually a Bacon and Ham Shop, but a plant-based food shop. Furthermore, the owner, a man by the name of 'Paul', although a very intriguing being, seems to a person not vital to the survival of his fellow human beings, and so has been added to the ever increasing list of people to death-ray to make space for my fellow species when they arrive from our homeworld. As a word of warning, I do not recommend visiting this shop, as there is a chance you might be caught in the cross-fire if we decide to incinerate his shop. Regards, a fellow resident of the galaxy.
Oct 2nd, 2019

Dec 8th, 2018