Fen Farm Beach

"Babe, Babe," my ol' Dutch said to me when we arrived at the beach, "have you got your beach checklist with you?" "Have I got my beach checklist with me...? Is the Archduke of Canterbury Catholic, Doll?" "No. He's Church of England, in 'e?" "Is he? No matter, my little Mr Whippy cornet, 'cause I've got it anyway. Right - sand?" "Check." "Shells?" "Check." "Stones?" "Check" "Sea?" "Er... No check, Babe... Looks like the tide's out." "Curses! This ain't no beach then, is it? Come on, we're orf!" "But Babe, I wanna sun-bave!" "It's February an' it's minus one degrees!" "Sun's out, though..." My ol' Dutch stripped to her bikini. Goose-pimples covered her entire body. She held a bottle of sun-tan lotion. "Do my back for me...?" she said, shivering. "I can't," I said, "I forgot to bring my Bic razor..."
Feb 24th, 2023

Simply the best.
Dec 7th, 2022

A lovely secluded area Not big when the tide is in but lots of space A great place to esape, watch the sea, the birds & the passing boats Bring your own food & drinks as there is nothing there & please take all your waste away with you
Oct 5th, 2022

Nice walk along beach , fenn farm camping park is very clean and tidy warden is very helpful
Sep 21st, 2022

Lovely place to relax and take in the esturial air.
May 11th, 2022