The Dozen

Just terrible food (service ok) and I am now regretting not taking pictures of it. Honestly the worst burger I have ever had. The bun was cold, the burger was heavily burnt, the bacon was a dead pink slice of meat, and the cheese was (and tasted like) a spit of yellow melted plastic. Raw chips. And this wasnt just me. Also my parents ordered these beef burgers and ended up with this masterpieces. The bill was even more hilarious: 3 terrible burgers, 3 beers, and one pizza (didnt tasted it but was told Dominos is gourmet in comparison) almost 90.
Feb 4th, 2023

No staff to welcome us, had to go to the bar to request a table. Still took 15 minutes to talk to a waitress. Ordered 2 beers which never arrived and then told beer we ordered was not available. Many potential customers came in and back out again. Lots of staff just standing around. Very poor on every level.
Oct 16th, 2022

We were booked for afternoon tea on a Saturday and there was so much wrong with this place. It looks really nice from the outside. Firstly, there were several tables that just remained dirty the entire time we were there. 3 staff members were there for a mostly dead restaurant, yet it took 20 minutes before I had to get up to order our tea from the bar. 30 minutes after we sat down for our pre-ordered afternoon tea, everything arrived. Sandwiches were tasty, although not all crusts were removed. We got three finger sandwiches each, and they refused us anymore. The scones were okay, first time Ive eaten a crunchy scone. Desserts were the worst part. The brownies were inedible because they tasted so dense and practically raw. The Eton Mess was awful because the cream had been whipped into butter. The carrot cake was ok. Overall, wouldnt go back or recommend. Furthermore, it was eerily quiet and could do with some music.
Apr 13th, 2023

Very nice posh sandwich and cup of coffee. Hope to return for a stay!
Sep 29th, 2022

The food was good, enjoyable and the portion sizes were fine. I would return for the food. However the service was very variable, depending on the waitress. Eventually the 3 waitresses decided to make themselves all a coffee and completely ignore the customers! On 2 tables occupied so it wasnt particularly onerous for them. A disappointing experience, they need more training on being attentive and customer service. No service charge on this occasion!
Sep 22nd, 2022