Poached

Im such a big fan of Poached! Their coffee is delicious, theyre really friendly and everything Ive ever eaten here had been delicious. Special shout-out to the almond croissants they sell and today I tried a pretzel bun - they have meaty, veggie and vegan options to choose from - which was just perfect. A cosy, small coffee shop with about 4 tables to sit-in, a loo or very conveniently located for the train station. A Beckenham gem!
Mar 20th, 2023

The seats were covered in crumbs which I wiped off myself. I ordered the sausage, waffle, egg thing expecting a delicious treat from the description. Unfortunately, the meal arrived and looked like it had been thought of, executed, and presented by a 12 year old. The waffles were limp and cooked from the freezer bag... the sausage 'meat' with a square of melted cheese on top looked like tarted up roadkill - tasted bland. Bacon was undercooked so you could see the white fat glisten - the meat low quality. The coffee was good and the staff kindly refunded my meal (which I only sampled ) so I very much appreciated this. Will not be coming back, alas. I've never experienced such a disconnect between the online reviews and the reality as I did with this experience/meal. Also, they poach their eggs in advance in case that affects anyone's decision to come here.
Apr 20th, 2023

Food : 5/5 | Service : 5/5 | Atmosphere : 5/5 More
Apr 2nd, 2023

Mar 30th, 2023

First time visit, very intimate, awesome food, great value for money. Highly recommended if you are in Beckenham or travelling through. 5
Mar 20th, 2023