Bury Police Station

Dec 19th, 2022

Upon my chauffeured arrival check in was delayed by some other customers, once my two reps got me to the check in desk, the experience with the check in staff was abysmal, then I was taken to the what I can only describe as the covid check where for some reason they took my photo prints & dna I mean I know they need to be thorough but I thought this was a bit far, then I was offered a free all grey holiday tracksuit which I obliged of course a freebie is a freebie. Anyhow once I had my new attire on I looked the part I was then guided to my room which if Im honest could of been better nothing but a hole in the roof and a compass and stainless steel toilet no seat of course and no toilet roll I assumed i use my hand and then washed it in the lowest pressure sink ever, maybe it was survival themed hotel but at this point I was to invested anyway I turned around to notice the staff must of been playing a prank on me as I was locked in my room for at least 12 hours before a woman in fancy dress took me for the most realistic style interview ever she pulled the part of wonderfully, after this I was then guided back through the on site maze to my room and again the staff carried on the prank of locking me in until 4 hours later they let me out on what felt like day release to have a look around the surrounding area, oh and breakfast here is terrible a bloody frosties cereal bar and a cup of waterdown orange juice. Overall a mediocre experience so 2 stars is well deserving
Mar 15th, 2023

Always a pleasure
Feb 6th, 2023

Very efficient
Feb 2nd, 2023

Dec 20th, 2022