The Kitchen Express

Mar 17th, 2023

where do i start, the food was on par with that of which Remy from rattatltutfr would cook minus the French rat and instead a bunch of Chinese chefs . I ordered the beef chow mein and upon a swift delivery i promptly dropped it on the floor as I was amazed by the quality of it, i had to let the floor try some. The geezers behind the counters were sound. Hooray up the kitchen express please order very good very cheap lots of yummy food to eat
Feb 26th, 2023

ordered satay chicken with peanut sauce, there was no chicken, just sauce.
Feb 6th, 2023

Placed an order on Deliveroo called up 45 minutes later to find out where my order was and they said we dont deliver to me ? Claimed he called but never did! Terrible service, unhelpful and just plain rude.
Dec 17th, 2022

4.5 reviews on Deliveroo, wish we checked Google reviews first!! Everything tasted microwaved, anaemic chicken balls, bland rice, weird sauce on chilli beef, ribs with 5% meat, even the curry sauce tasted like a powder packet from Iceland. And this is the first Chinese takeaway I've come across that don't give you free prawn crackers?! 40 later and my belly is still rumbling :) do not recommend.
Oct 14th, 2022