Seaside Traditional Fish & Chips

Shockingly bad, over priced and under sized, felt physically sick for days after, only for the dent it made in my wallet, not because the food was tainted, as far as I know, you probably couldn't get ill from the little fish nugget they serve anyway, doubt a single mouthful of food is enough to bring on food poisoning no matter how rancid it could have been.
Apr 12th, 2023

Lol I'm howling. Read all the reviews after ordering but was hoping for the best. Been gym and fancied pie and chips. Ordered luxury pie. Lol Luxury!!! It's literally a small Aldis frozen pie with no meat in. Small portion of chips with no taste, some of which were raw inside but overall edible. Gravy ok but peas were strange. No taste in peas and strange look and texture. The buttered bread was 1 slice of a very small and slightly stale white piece of bread... think Aldi 30p loaf. Best way to describe this place is it is an attempt at being a chippy. I'm not exaggerating in my review I'm giving a fair review. I ate it nonetheless so gets 2. I didn't bin it but yeah... think advertising luxury pie for a small frozen pie with no meat is a bit ludicrous. Maybe I should give a 1 star for that. Won't be back anyway. Poor quality will inevitably mean no repeat custom. My advice is just avoid and go elsewhere. Sorry!
Mar 27th, 2023

Worst take away in town by a long way! Avoid unless you enjoy getting ill.
Feb 25th, 2023

Food was good except the gravy was a bit watery, not bad portion sizes, and delivery time wasn't bad around decent and will probably order from there again (proper chips not frozen big plus)
Jan 31st, 2023

We ordered was what described as 'Luxury Pie' what was in fact served was blitzed meat in a very average pie to which I had the please of paying 8.95 for. Needles to say I hope this review prevents people spending money at this establishment.
Oct 29th, 2022