Sainsbury's Local

What an enchanting place , or so i thought ! I visited late at night (despite my fear of the dark) and immidetly got the impression it was haunted i was frightened to go to the dairy isle and rightly so as when i reached it the ghost of my long dead uncle was there seeking toilet rolls . Oh well i thought i have had to overcome worse adversity (i had served as a fire fighter in the battle of stalingrad as a fire fighter alongside famed Russian composer Dimitri Shostakovich)As i approched the eggs i realized that my uncle was actually very much alive as ghosts dont need to go to the toilet as they have no gastric system . Greetings my uncle said ,how eggselent to see you ,but i was too drunk to speak ,after a long wait i said are a ghoolie but he punched me in the face so i left the store eggsausted and embarrassed as the woman at the till had watched the whole incident ,she demanded an eggsplanation but i couldnt give her one as i had consumed 8 gallons of river water as i fell into the Dearn . Eggsausted i left .the experiance was eye opening as i look on it without alchol or river water in my body , 5 stars
Apr 5th, 2023

Small shop, very clean and amazingly friendly staff. Has all your day to day needs.
Sep 9th, 2022

Sep 7th, 2022

Nice local Sainsbury
Sep 6th, 2022

Great little shop with surprisingly good veggie options
Jul 6th, 2022