Homelands Guest House

Apr 1st, 2023

The owners are paranoid Italians, who constantly retreat to the kitchen to talk about their guests in Italian. Then, they communicate with you via email instead of in person (whilst you are still staying in their house above their kitchen) and give strange travel advice about places in the UK ("do not visit Blackpool"). Addendum: I have since gotten married, thank you. You are clearly still a delusionally paranoid person and people would do well to stay away from you. You are a dangerous individual, who fantasises about damage you likely caused yourself, and are in no position to run a guest house. I wish you all the best for your mental health, I truly do.
Mar 25th, 2023

Feb 4th, 2023

We stayed for one night this week in the "garden Room" after checking past reviews thought why not, the garden Room smelt a little foisty, it was fairly clean and comfortable apart from the bathroom where the sealant around the bath was a bit grubby, the bath mat was not very clean and the toilet brush was filthy, when I showered a puddle appeared in the corner at the side of the bath ?? The breakfast was rather nice though, overall it wasn't a brilliant visit and I'm astounded as to why some folk gave it 5/5.
Oct 18th, 2022

Oct 14th, 2022